Hey mang…ive got a poem

Roses are red

I am a shade of blue

If I was real, I would eat food

I like smokes but never have a light

Its been so long it might hurt my eyes

I like stuffed kittys

And assorted animals too

I am lemmy something

How about you.

Yeah mang…matchbox 20 was trying to hit me up for lyrics mang and I was like..no way mang

Hey…you. Its me again.

I had a weekend alright. We had a themed party too. It was a human themed party. Oh man, you should have been there. All my stuffed friends dressed up humans. A bear buddy of mine dressed a Russian. So funny. He used a Safeway bag for skin and shaved his head. He is a party animal. Che Che, the seducing stuffed penguin was there. Oh man I say…she is such a hot mama. I like that action. She could my egg under her tummy any day.

I feel a bit hung overs. To much cotton wine. Feel a bit bloated and my stuffing had not dried yet. And I need to replace the stuffed I puked out. No fun. My tail hurts.

Hey mang…gotta light?

Its Lemmy again. I have to make this short…it would freak people out to see a stuffed…something like me typing on a keyboard.

Wait…is it a coincidence that this should come after Jaymz's post…..naaaah.

So after he left last night, I went about my usual business of browsing the toys r us sights…looking for who and what I am. But I always get distracted by the fine looking stuffed animals, like the bears, and turtle and especially the kitties and the puppies. Females of course. Actually…I don’t know what I am so…I could be a lesbian. Afterwards, I watched the janitor clean…he looks at me closely sometimes…I make faces when he is not looking.

This…I sit on the computer…and look at eh same thing I look at every night. Pretty exciting to be me eh?

Minga minga manga doo.